Hmmmm.... I think it's about time someone started a thread for everyone to put their favourite jokes. I'll get the ball rolling with a topical one...
Three men all pass away on Christmas Eve. They pass up to heaven, and are met at the pearly gates by St.Peter.
St. Peter says to them, 'Since it's Christmas, you can only enter, if you can show me something in the Christmas spirit'.
The first guy digs deep in his pockets, pull out a lighter and sparks up a flame.
St. Peter looks at him quizzically.
'Candles' says the man, and gets let in.
The first guy digs deeper in his pockets, pull out a set of keys and jingles them.
St. Peter looks at him quizzically.
'Bells' says the man, and gets let in.
The third man digs even deeper in his pockets, a worried look upon his face. Finally, with a relieved smile, he pulls out a pair of skimpy red knickers.
St. Peter looks at him with an absolute look of disbelief on his face....
And the man says....
They're Carols!!!
Steve