Hmmm...five...
1) I have a two year old daughter named Logan Zara and another sprog about to pop on my birthday (well, not me personally
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2) I have had artwork commissioned by a teacher in secondary school (painting), students at university(lab coats & leather jackets), and a couple of playgroups (gable walls, friezes, posters...) to name a few.
3 I have spent more than one night in police cells (soggy cornflakes for breakfast
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4) I don't like tea or coffee or alcoholic beverages.
5) I am an eternal pessimist; that's why I'm so happy - I expect things to go badly and am pleasantly surprised when they don't.