| Five guys were doing a tour of Ireland. They had completed the North and were heading south over the border, when they were stopped at a Garda checkpoint. The policeman looked in the car, opened the door and shouted "OK lads, out of the car". " What's the problem officer?" one of them asked. "You're driving a Quattro, which means four, and there's five of you " he replied .
"No No" said the driver," Quattro is just the name that Audi gave the model, but it is meant to carry 5 people" ." Look I'm not going to argue" bellowed the officer "just get out of the car".
"I've had enough of this" said the driver, "do you have a superior that I can talk to"." Yes"came the reply," but he's busy arresting two guys driving an Uno"............:sorry |