| Just to lower the standard again...
2 snowmen sitting in a field, the first one says, "Can you smell carrots?"
Da Dum, Ssh.
Why did the Scarecrow win an award?
Cos he was outstanding in his field.
Da Dum, Ssh.
A man was found dead in an ice cream van covered in hundreds and thousands...
Police reports said he topped himself.
Da Dum, Ssh.
Hear about the guy that drowned in his muesli?
He was pulled under by a strong currant.
Da Dum, Ssh.
Two elephants fall off a cliff.
Da Dum!!!!
:sorry :sorry :sorry :sorry :sorry :sorry :sorry
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