A Man walks into a pub carrying an octopus. He claimed this octopus was like no other and in fact a very talented musician.
None of the locals believed him so he gave them a challenge.
"You give him any instument you want and if he can play it you owe me 50 quid. If he can't, i'll give you 50 quid."
One guy steps forward and hands the octopus a guitar. The octopus strums on the guitar, doing his best slade impersonation. The guy was stunned and handed over his 50 quid.
Next up a guy hands the octopus a trumpet. The octopus was better then Louis Armstrong! Another stunned punter and another 50 quid.
Then a scottish guy handed the octopus a set of bagpipes. Puzzled the octopus turned it upside down, flipped it around and looked at it strangely.
"AHHH" said the scotsman....."I knew he wouldn't be able to play it!"
The octopus replied...."Play it???? ....I'm gonna f*** it when i figure out how to get it's pjamas off!!!!"
ooops! maybe a little too cheeky
filthycute x x