| With ref to the recent cold spell
Mummy and Baby Polar bear sitting out on an Ice Flow.
Baby;"Mum, am I really a Polar Bear?"
Mum;"Yes Son."
Baby;"Are you sure?"
Mum;"Yes Son."
Baby:"I'm not a Brown Bear?"
Mum:"No Son"
Baby;"I'm not a Grizzily Bear Then?"
Mum;"No Son."
Baby;"So there is no chance of me being a Panda then?"
Mum;"No Son , Why do you ask?"
Baby;" I just wondered."
Mum;"Why's That then?"
Baby:"Coz I'm F#!*ing FREEZING!!!!!!" |