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Old 29th-June-2005, 02:19 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Re: Bored? oh

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lou
Ooooh! It's landed on me. I choose.......... dare!
Ok, here's your choices... PICK ONE


1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.

2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).


3) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".

4) Leave your zip open for one hour. If anyone
points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this
way".

5) Walk sideways to the photocopier.

6) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink
directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).



7) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it
"IN."

8) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

9) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.

10) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your
forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"

11) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from
the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

12) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.


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