Ok, here's your choices... PICK ONE
1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).
3) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
4) Leave your zip open for one hour. If anyone
points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this
way".
5) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
6) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink
directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
7) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it
"IN."
8) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
9) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
10) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your
forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"
11) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from
the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
12) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
