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Old 12th-March-2003, 05:06 PM   #61 (permalink)
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<table border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"> <tr> <td valign="top" width="100"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Feature</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica"><b>APPLE iMAC</b></font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica"><b>ROWENTA Surf-Line</b></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="100"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Handle/Transportable</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Yes</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Yes</font></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="100" nowrap><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Hotter than a Pentium II</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">No</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Yes</font></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="100"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Auto Off</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Yes</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Yes</font></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="100"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Programmable</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Yes</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Yes</font></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="100"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Easy to use</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Yes</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Yes</font></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="100"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Keyboard and Mouse</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Yes</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">No</font></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="100"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Rotating knob</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">No</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Yes</font></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="100"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Plug and Play</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Yes</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Yes</font></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="100"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Translucent Design</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Yes</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Yes</font></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="100"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Pros</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Mental Floss</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Quality/Price Ratio</font></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="100"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Cons</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">No steam - No glide</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Doesn't compute!</font></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="100"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Cost</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">1299$</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">50$</font></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="100"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Overall Value</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">good </font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">excellent</font></td> </tr> <tr> <td valign="top" width="100"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">Mices</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">4</font></td> <td align="center" valign="top" width="80"><font size="1" face="Espy Sans,Geneva,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica">4</font></td> </tr> </table>
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