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CJ · 18th-March-2003, 01:49 AM

some are harsher than others. Drummer ones are worth a peek...

Music Jokes here

e.g.

Band are on the road... just after soundcheck, the guys sit down on stage to have tea. The guitarist brings out his thermos, and proceeds to pour himself a coffee.

The drummer notices and asks the guitarist, "What's that?" "It's a thermos flask." was the reply. "What does that do?" asked the drummer... "Well, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold, so I've got some piping hot coffee in it." says the guitarist. WELL COOL thinks the drummer.

Next town... soundcheck done... drummer brings out brand new thermos flask. Bassist says, "What's that?" Drummer replies, "Oh, Ijust got this today, it's a thermos flask: it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. Fantastic."

"So, what you got in it?" asks the bassist. "Some soup and 2 ice lollies," was the reply.

18th-March-2003, 01:49 AM	#66 (permalink)
CJ Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Fife. Posts: 5,056 Status: No Status Rep Power: 6 Rep.: 1756	Musician jokes... some are harsher than others. Drummer ones are worth a peek... Music Jokes here e.g. Band are on the road... just after soundcheck, the guys sit down on stage to have tea. The guitarist brings out his thermos, and proceeds to pour himself a coffee. The drummer notices and asks the guitarist, "What's that?" "It's a thermos flask." was the reply. "What does that do?" asked the drummer... "Well, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold, so I've got some piping hot coffee in it." says the guitarist. WELL COOL thinks the drummer. Next town... soundcheck done... drummer brings out brand new thermos flask. Bassist says, "What's that?" Drummer replies, "Oh, Ijust got this today, it's a thermos flask: it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. Fantastic." "So, what you got in it?" asks the bassist. "Some soup and 2 ice lollies," was the reply. __________________ Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference. www.readitandweep.net Risk more than others think safe; dream more than others think practical; care more than others think wise; desire more than others think possible.. ... then the Universe is yours. Last edited by CJ; 18th-March-2003 at 02:02 AM.