| A leggy blonde takes her sports car to a garage and tells the mechanic that she needs a new 710. The mechanic looks puzzled and says " I'm sorry, I don't know what a 710 is". "well its in the engine " she replies, "but my ones missing". The mechanic tells her to open the bonnet, and show him where it should be. She opens the bonnet, and pointing to the engine says , It used to be there but now it's gone........The mechanic smiles and says....................Oh! you want a new OIL filler cap then?.............. |