to ya FC
Being a complete muppet myself with ANYTHING technical I sooooooooo completely inderstand the position you're in right now.
The only advice (and best in my opinion) is to make a pot of tea, open a new packet of Jaffa cakes and sit yourself down with the latest edition of Hello magazine and giggle your socks off at the piccies of Jordan and Pete's wedding! Let the puter fairies figure it all out for ya!
Hope my advice is helpful...
