Many apologies over my inaccurate use of computer terminology

In my defence I am a bear or cat of very little brain when it comes to computer language. It mostly consists of 'the thingy here' and the 'thingy on the thingy'
My home page is ntl. I know before everyone starts shouting at me that ntl is a law unto itself but I don't have a BT phone line.
Once again my apologies for shutting the internet down for Chris A and Dreadful Scathe yesterday. PLease don't sue