My boss has many irratating habits:-
Still in her dressing gown and slippers when we have customers.
Having morning breath.
Not calculating the vat right on the invoices and adding them to sage.
Losing the cheque and paying in books.
Having no memory.
Not letting me have a lunch break.
Saying the most embarassing things to customer ie:- This customer was breast feeding her baby the other day and my boss said "hey what great nipples you have! Can I cast them

I was so embarrassed.
Being moody.
Being really messy.
Not clearing up the dead creatures that her cat catches. A dead mouse was under my desk yesterday.
Leaving me with her 96 year old mother in law for a week whilst she goes on holiday.
The list goes on and on.
Can anyone beat this?