| An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair, all different colours green, red, purple, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared.
The young man said to him, "What's the matter Old Timer?
Never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man replied, "Got drunk once and f****d a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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