| Q. How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A. Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving
Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen?
A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles
an hour.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken. |