> A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
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> The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
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> "Onions?"
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> "Yes, see them and they make you cry."
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> A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"
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> The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
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> "A Christmas tree?"
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> "Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."
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