| Re: Jokes
Toast of the night
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's
to
of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the
best
toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the
prize for the Best
toast
of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your
toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me
life,
sitting in church beside me wife."
Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's
drinking
buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled
leeringly and said, "John won the prize the
other
night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit
surprised myself. You know,
he's only been there twice in the last four
years. Once he fell
asleep,
and the other time I had to pull him by the ears
to make him come." |