| Re: Jokes
A plane is on it's way to Melbourne when a blonde
in economy
class gets up and moves to the First Class
section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and
asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde passenger that she
paid for 'Economy' and that
she will have to go and sit in the back.
The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful,
I'm going to
Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and
tells the pilot
and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo
sitting in First Class
that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her
seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to
explain that
because she only paid for Economy she is only
entitled to an economy
place and she will have to leave and return to her
original seat.
The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful,
I'm going to
Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'
Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it
was no use and
that he probably should have the police waiting
when they land to
arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to
reason. The pilot
says, 'You say she's blonde?'
'I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and
I speak blonde!'
He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear,
and she says,
Oh I'm sorry - I had no idea," gets up and moves
back to her seat
in the economy section.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed
and asked him what
he said to make her move without any fuss. The
pilot replied,
"I told her First Class isn't going to
Melbourne." |