| Re: Jokes
A fella called Simon goes on ‘Stars in their eyes’. After limping across the stage he was introduced to the audience and the sad story behind his limp explained. A short while ago he was in a serious car accident and had lost both his legs. His uncle sat next to him was tragically killed. But thanks to the wonders of modern medicine they salvaged his uncle’s legs and transplanted them to Simon.
Anyway after the sob story it was time for the act. In the usual style the performer took hold of microphone and announced, ‘Tonight Matthew, I am going to be Simon and half uncle!’ |