| Re: Jokes
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it
Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come foreward and lay an egg on the alter. |