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Old 6th-April-2006, 02:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Shania Twain made me do it.

According to today's PopBitch (gotta love it), people are now blaming Shania Twain for the crimes that they're accused of.

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A Hampshire woman, 49 year-old Linda West, on trial this week for murdering her husband, sensationally blamed the incident on Shania Twain. Prosecutors say the couple had argued after drinking and West had deliberately shot her husband. Neighbours had reported hearing shouting coming from their flat, but Linda claims she shot her husband accidentally when he gave her his shotgun so she could dance sexily for him to Shania Twain's Man, I Feel Like A Woman.

So where might Linda have got this idea? Last week Canadian drink-driver Matt Brownlee got off in court by claiming that Shania Twain was telepathically helping him to drive. The judge ruled that Brownlee was not criminally responsible for his actions. Bad Shania.
(BTW... Shania Twain made me post this....)
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