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Mummy, today at school we did the alphabet, and most of the children could only get as far as a,b,c,d,e but I got as far as a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h!!
Is that cos I'm blonde?
Yes dear . . .
Next day
Mummy, today at school we did multiplcation tables amd the rest of the class got as far as five times five is 25 but I got as far as six times six is thirty-six!!
Is that cos I'm blonde?
Yes dear . . .
Mummy - today at the gym when everyone one got changed, all the others only had tiny breasts, but I've got THESE!!! (whips up top)
Is that cos I'm blonde?
No dear, that's cos you're twenty-three . . . |