| OK, just got this one... don't know if you've seen it before... (sorry no time to reformat)
> A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding, meets
> with their rabbi for counseling. The rabbi asks if they have any last
> questions before they leave. The man asks, "Rabbi, we realise it's
> tradition for men to dance with men and women to dance with women at the
> reception. But, we'd like your permission to dance together."
> "Absolutely not," says the rabbi. "It's immodest. Men and women always
> dance separately."
> "So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
> "No," answered the rabbi. "It's forbidden."
> "Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"
> "Of course!," replies the rabbi. "Sex is a mitzvah within marriage, to
> have children!"
> "What about different positions?" asks the man.
> "No problem," says the rabbi. "It's a mitzvah!"
> "Woman on top?" the man asks.
> "Sure," says the rabbi. "Go for it! It's a mitzvah!"
> "Doggy style?"
> "Sure! Another mitzvah!"
> "On the kitchen table?"
> "Yes, yes! A mitzvah!"
> "Can we do it on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of
> vibrators, a leather harness, a bucket of honey and a porno video?"
> "You may indeed. It's all a mitzvah!"
> "Can we do it standing up?"
> "NO, NO, NO!" cries the rabbi.
> "Why not?" asks the man.
> "Could lead to dancing." |