| Of course it can apply to other religions, but the Methodists don't waste much time on words - this is the version that I've heard:-
Why should you never have sex with a Methodist standing up? . . .
It could lead to dancing.
and another old one...
Did you know that Charles and Camilla are taking dance lessons, he always takes the lead, 'cos she's not allowed out without one!
Greg
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