Your soul is worth £12837. For your peace of mind, 68% of people have a purer soul than you.
Fantastic for a cross-dressing member of the Conservative Party
The above is my honest attempt - I've just tried it with a different spin. The new result is as follows;
Your soul is worth £139858. For your peace of mind, 1% of people have a purer soul than you.
So I now know where I'm going wrong. All I need to do now is find out what 'autoerotic' means
