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Old 16th-October-2003, 12:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Re: newcomer?

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Originally posted by Lolly
So I am thinking about coming along to the dance classes
Well, seeing as how you posted the same thread twice and the responses are in the other one (edit: apart from Andys BIBLE that is ) - its up to me to abuse this one.

Dress Code: Most women (and approx 30% of the men) wear basques, stockings and high heeled shoes. You may well feel out of place if you dont match this standard attire.

As a beginner - watch out for the taxi dancers, they're lazy when they even bother to turn up, sometimes drunk and they often drool.

The venues are often dens of iniquity and drugs are always available. Make sure you have enough tenners to slip into the g-strings of the people you choose to dance with. Having drug paraphenalia with you is often a good way to break the ice the first night and allow you to get to know people...not that you'll remember them.

Oh, and You can easily find the venues by the red flashing neon 'Ceroc' sign.

And avoid me like the plague, Im clearly think im funny when im even more clearly not .
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