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Originally posted by Lou
Speaking as a lady with ...ermmm... ample charms  , it's an occupational hazzard, anyway, and bloody difficult to avoid. I can tell the difference between accidental & on-purpose! 
The hardest part was if I ever danced with Sheila, who has a similar sized chest. Neckbreaks were always... ermmm.. interesting! |
Already thousands of men are having totaly 'inappropraite' thoughts.:sorry
Actauly, ample charms, though a thing of obvious beauty, do bring with them cetain challenges.
The first lesson I taught at another venue I was given a rather young and not too experienced demonstrator. Believe it or not, I was so nervous about teaching the lesson that I somehow failed to fully appreciate the demo's physical characteristics .... around 5' 1" and probably size DD/E chest! (I know ... I kid you not).
The real problem came with the third move which was a recuuring comb duckspin. We'd only practiced it once before we went on stage and I must have been standing further back .... anyway, the obvious happened ... bit like John S's brow wipe ... unfortunatley I didn't get that far .... there wasn't room for my head and her 'charms' under her arm so I just bounced off! Lucklily, I managed to modify my standing position and changed the moved to a single duckspin .... even then I was making far more contact than any man should have to do whilst been watched by 80 or so bemused punters.....
The real problem was that far from being put out ... the young lady actualy made an 'inappropraite' suggestion at the end of the night ... which consiedring she was engaged to someone MUCH bigger than me was extremely easy to resist....sufficeth to say I've never been back to that club since!