In the beginning was the Plan
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form, and the Plan was without substance.
And darkness was on the face of the Workers.
And the workers spoke amongst themselves, saying, one unto another, "This is a crock of ****, and it stinks."
And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said "It is a pail of excrement, and we can't live with the smell."
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers , saying,"It is a container of dung, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."
And the Managers went unto the Senior Managers , saying, "It is a vessel of fertiliser and none may abide its strength."
And the Senior Management spoke amongst themselves, saying one unto each other, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
And the Senior Managers went to the Directors, saying unto them, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
And the Directors went unto the Chief Executive, saying, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigour of the company with powerful effects."
And the Chief Executive looked upon The Plan and saw that it was good.
And so The Plan became Policy.........
