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Originally Posted by TheTramp  1. Voldemort will come to realise that a life of evil is a bad thing, repent, and most of the book will be talking about flower-growing over tea and crumpets.
2. Snape will turn out to be Harry's father, due to a brief liaison he had with Lily just before they left Hogwarts. And the rest of the book will be about father-son bonding sessions. |
Ye Gads! That's just toooo awful! The boy would end up in some kind of therapy or Wizard Borstal