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Old 6th-November-2003, 04:46 PM   #232 (permalink)
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Inner Peace

Okay, I promise to stop now....

INNER PEACE

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally
found inner peace.

It reads: "The way to achieve inner peace is to
finish all the things you've started."
I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.

So, today I have finished:-
One bottle of white wine, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of gin, my
Prozac, a large box of chocolates and a quart of beer.

You have no idea how good I feel.
You may passh thish on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace.

Have a marbulush day.
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