| A man gets on a plane and sits down next a beautiful woman. He has some light conversation with her before she politely asks if she can continue to read her magazine.
"Sure thing" replies the man...."reading anything interesting?"
"Very interesting in fact" says the woman. "I'm reading an article on mens penis's. Apparently Apache Indians have the longest, and the Polish have the thickest. By the way, my name is Laura Smith"
"Nice to meet you" said the man..."I'm Tonto Kowalski"
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