| > LITTLE JOHNNY ONCE AGAIN - A high school teacher in Kentucky asked her
> students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly said, "My
> family went to my granddaddy's farm, and we saw all his pet sheep. It was
> fascinating."
>
> The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
> "fascinate." Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to See
Rock
> City and I was fascinated."
>
> The teacher said, "That was good Sally, but I want the word "fascinate."
> Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because he was noted
> for his bad language. ! She finally decided there was no way he could
> damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him. Johnny said, "My cousin
> has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big, she can only
fasten
> eight."
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