| OK if were getting onto the little johnny jokes!
Teacher is asking the little darlings to give examples of words with more than one syllable. Little johnny immediatly shoots up his hand saying "me miss, me, me"
Intentionally not noticing him she picks Mary.
Mary says "kitten miss, two syllables"
"Very good Mary"
Little johnny goes "me miss, me miss"
"Tom, whats your word"
"goldfish miss, two syllables"
and so on round the class, untill Johnny is the only one left
"OK Johnny, whats your word?"
"cunnilingus, miss, four syllables"
not wishing to be seen to be shocked & flabergasted, she plays for recovery time saying "well that word is certainly a mouthfull"
Johnny shoots back "no miss youre thinking of blow-job thats only two syllables" |