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**DavidB** · 18th-November-2003, 02:20 PM

Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
Stick a post-it that says "Out to Lunch" on your forehead
In a male colleagues' diary, write in: “10am: See how I look in tights".
To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your trousers and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

18th-November-2003, 02:20 PM	#266 (permalink)
DavidB The Oracle Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,140 Status: working too hard Rep Power: 5 Rep.: 1437	Ways to cope with stress Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail. Make a list of things to do that you have already done. When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans. Stick a post-it that says "Out to Lunch" on your forehead In a male colleagues' diary, write in: “10am: See how I look in tights". To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace. Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your trousers and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.