| Re: Jokes
A German guy approaches a prostitute and says "I vish to buy sex vith
you".
"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge £100 an hour".
"Ist gut, but I must varn you. I'm a little kinky".
"No problem" she replies cautiously. "I can do a little kinky".
So off they go to the girls flat where the German produces four large
bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs".
The girls finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to
her hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your hands und knees".
She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
"You vill please blow zis vistle as i make love to you".
She finds this very odd, but figures "It's harmless and the guy is
paying".
The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic
German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced and it is
several minutes before she has recovered her breath.
Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing. What do you call that?"
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"Ah" says the German, "Four sprung duck technique". |