| Re: Jokes
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>One for the ladies
>One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt.
>Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What
>setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What
>does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma ' And
>they say blondes are dumb...
>----------------------------------------------------------- A couple is
>lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in
>the world.' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
>----------------------------------------------------------- 'It's just too
>hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower,
>'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn
>like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied..
>----------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you
>call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor
>----------------------------------------------------------- A man and his
>wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary.
>On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they
>had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished
>for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had
>airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion
>30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love
>that fairy! -----------------------------------------------------------
>Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
>Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat
>him to death. AMEN
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>- Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men.
>----------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you
>call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.
>----------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does it
>mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A:
>You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
>----------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why do men
>whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember
>which end they need to wipe.
>----------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you
>keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder
>'Instruction Manuals'
>----------------------------------------------------------- Send this to at
>least five bright, funny women you know and make their day! And send this
>to five bright men who have enough sense of humor to take it!
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