| Re: Jokes
Heard this this morning on the radio... so apologies if you've heard it already.
A Scotsman was lying on his deathbed....gasping for breath he asked if his wife was there....
"yes dear, I'm here" she replied....
"are the children here?" he asked....
"yes Dad, we're here!" they said....
"Are the rest of the family all here?" he gasped out....
"yes, we're all here with you" they replied....
"Well", he said, "Why's the light still on in the kitchen then!"
Sorry folks... but if I can't laugh at my own, who can I laugh at!! |