| Re: Jokes
A 95 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for analysis. He turns up 2 days later with an empty jar.
The nurse asks why no sample?
He said "Sorry. I tried with my right hand, I tried with my left hand, then my wife tried with both hands, then she tried with her mouth with her teeth in, then with them out, then we asked ethel in from next door to try! But it was no good we just couldn't take the bl---y lid off" |