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Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov  Right. And don't forget, it's now obligatory to turn up at airports carrying a) metal cutlery, b) medium sized containers of pale fluid that you will put in your carry on luggage, c) matches, lighter and lighter fuel. If you can manage to look swarthy as well, so much the better. |
At least that way you'll get your money's worth out of that chunk of cash
soon being added to your air fare - to pay for all the scanners, queues, body searches, delays, and five-mile exclusion zones.