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A blonde walks into a bank in Dublin and asks for the loan. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow €5,000.

The bank clerk says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls-Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's manager and its staff all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a €250,000 Rolls as collateral against a €5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the €5,000 and the interest, which comes to €15.41. The bank manager says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionairess. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow €5,000?"
The blonde replied, "Where else in Dublin can I park my car for two weeks for only €15.41

A blonde joke with a difference.