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Stuart · 23rd-December-2007, 11:31 PM

What do ghosts play at parties?

Haunt and seek

What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Fang Syne

What do you call a multi-storey pig pen?

A styscraper

What do you call a fairy who hasn't had a wash for a week?

Stinkerbell

23rd-December-2007, 11:31 PM	#2613 (permalink)
Stuart Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Reading Posts: 1,032 Status: No Status Rep Power: 3 Rep.: 200	Re: Jokes What do ghosts play at parties? Haunt and seek What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Fang Syne What do you call a multi-storey pig pen? A styscraper What do you call a fairy who hasn't had a wash for a week? Stinkerbell