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Old 17th-January-2008, 04:55 PM   #2622 (permalink)
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Re: Jokes

A bloke goes to the supermarket and is at the checkout with a pretty girl putting his groceries through.

On the conveyor belt are ten ready meals and 24 cans of beer, nothing else.

The girl looks at the shopping, then looks up at the bloke and says "you're single, aren't you?".

He smiles at her and replies "You're right, how did you know?".

She replies "because you're an ugly b*stard!"
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