| Re: Jokes
A married couple are lying in bed on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary, when the wife props herself up on one elbow and faces her husband: 'Darling, this is such a special occasion ... I want to make a confession. Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.'
The husband ponders this bombshell for a moment, then looks adoringly into his wife's eyes.'My love, it's been a perfect ten years with you - I can't hold your past against you ' He nuzzles up to her. '...Maybe you should show me a few tricks of the trade, and spice up our sex life!'
I don't think you understand,' she replies awkwardly. 'My name was Douglas and I played for the All Blacks.' |