| Re: Jokes
IRISH BOY'S CONFESSION
>
> "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".
> The priest asks, "Is that you, Johnny Byrne?"
> "Yes, Father, it is."
> "And who was the girl you were with?"
> "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
> "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you
> may as well tell me now. Was it Mary Walsh?"
> "I cannot say."
> "Was it Teresa Brown?"
> "I'll never tell."
> "Was it Margaret Doyle?"
> "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
> "Was it Anne O' Neil?"
> "My lips are sealed."
> "Was it Catherine 0' Tool, then?"
> "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
> The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped Johnny, and I
> admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone.
>
> You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
> Now you go and behave yourself."
> Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend
> Tommy slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
>
> Four months vacation and five good leads."! |