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Originally Posted by Trousers  Just to assist you here DTS
Driving like a girl involves
a) having the seatback upright if not a little forward
b) Pulling the seat almost as far forward as possible so that your chin can rest somewhere on the steering wheel
c) scary roads with multiple lanes must be avoided
d) the lines denoting lanes around road islands are infact only for decoration
e) Cuddly toys must fill every flat surface and pocket
f) cushions to sit on although not compulsory are a must have safety feature
g) Junctions will be approached with caution which will in fact mean they will not actually be approached at all and the car will lay back to make visibility more fun.
h) Left is the side of the car the driver sits on
These are old charters or something I believe! |
Did you dig that out of an American website or do you have very, very, very long arms and legs?
