| Re: Jokes
Mr Cadbury met Ms Rowntree in a room on Quality St, it was after 8. He turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic!
He slipped his hand into her Snickers and showed her his CurlyWurly. Not keen to have any Jelly Babies she let him have her up Bourneville Boulevard. She screamed with Turkish Delight as he took out his Fun Sized Mars Bar.
It felt a bit Crunchie and she wanted some Time Out, so, he did a Twirl, and came in a very Milky Way.
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A woman rings her boss and says, 'I won't be in work today, I've got anal blindness'. Boss says, 'what's that?'. She says, ' I can't see my ar$e getting out of bed today'.
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A riddle for you:
2 men are at the opposite side of the world but are thinking the exact same thing. One is walking a tightrope between 2 skyscrapers and the other is having a blow job off an 85 year old woman..... what are they both thinking?
.................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ................ Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down!
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Italian guy: When I finish making aluv to my girlafriend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floats 6 inch above da bed in ecstasy.
Frenchman: zat is nothin, wen i finish wiv ze girl, I kiss her all ze way down her body, zen lick ze soles of ze feet. She floats 12 inches above ze bed in ecstazy.
Englishman: When I'm done riding our lass, I get out of bed and wipe it on the curtains. She hits the blummin roof!
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Man walks into kitchen and sees wife cooking. 'Shag me now' she says, 'right now'. He shags her on the kitchen table and then she goes back to the cooking. 'What was that all about?' he asks. 'oh,' she said looking back at him over her shoulder, 'I couldn't find the egg-timer!'
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3 sisters, Ann, Jan and Fanny. All have big feet.
Ann and Jan go on a date, 1 of the boys says, 'Jesus you have big feet!' Ann replys, ' You should see our fannys, they're huge!' |