| Re: Jokes
A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed
was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad.' With
the worst premonition he opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling hands.
Dear Dad.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had
to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy and she is
so nice but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her
piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is
so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that
we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack
of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with
the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS,
so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grandchildren.
Love,
Your son, Joshua
P.S.
Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for
me to come home. |