| Re: Jokes
I'le start off with a Joke for my first post then. I may be English, but my scottish mate is oddly fond of telling this one...
A guy kneels by a stream, cups his hand and starts drinking.
A scottich gamekeeper strolls up and says,
"Here min, dinnae drink that fushty watter, it's full o coo's keech!"
(Excuse me, don't drink that disgusting water, it's full of cow s**t)
The guy stands up and says,
"Sorry my good man, I'm English, could you repeat that?"
"Aye", says the gamekeeper, "Use both hands, you'll get more that way." |