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Old 4th-June-2008, 04:47 PM   #2673 (permalink)
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Re: Jokes
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Originally Posted by Poi Boi View Post
I'le start off with a Joke for my first post then. I may be English, but my scottish mate is oddly fond of telling this one...


A guy kneels by a stream, cups his hand and starts drinking.

A scottich gamekeeper strolls up and says,

"Here min, dinnae drink that fushty watter, it's full o coo's keech!"
(Excuse me, don't drink that disgusting water, it's full of cow s**t)

The guy stands up and says,

"Sorry my good man, I'm English, could you repeat that?"

"Aye", says the gamekeeper, "Use both hands, you'll get more that way."
translation wasn't needed and would be funnier for us Scots knowing some people wouldnt get it no doubt
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